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Wednesday, February 21, 2007
Joke of the Day
Here are some news bits from Yahoo! News which I found really amusing today. Not as amusing as the ever endless Bushisms, but, nevertheless, so ironically funny.


"We know that if we leave Iraq before the mission is completed, the enemy is going to come after us. And I want you to know that the American people will not support a policy of retreat" said DICK Cheney in a speech aboard the USS Kitty Hawk aircraft carrier at Yokosuka Navy Base near Tokyo.

I have no idea why are they still using that lie! Terrorism?? In Iraq? That would haunt them? PUH-lease!! I think after the bloodshed the 'invation' has created, they won't be any Iraqis left to terrorise anybody, anywhere!


"We want to complete the mission, we want to get it done right, and we want to return with honor," he added.

I'm a bit confused here! Are we still talking about Iraq?? Complete the Mission? Right? Honor?? Horror, is more like it! (Suddenly Abu Ghraib flashes horribly in mind!!)


Bush is sending 21,500 more troops to Iraq, but Democrats in charge of U.S. Congress are pressing for a change in strategy.

You go, Georgy!! Flood them out with more troops. Kill ALL the Iraqis and your problems will ALL be gone, along with the remains of what used to be a semi-functional brain that won you the elections TWICE somehow!


British media reported that British Prime Minister Tony Blair was set to announce on Wednesday that Britain would start to withdraw its 7,100 troops from Iraq within weeks. Blair was expected to say the withdrawal reflected Britain's success in southern Iraq, where control of security is being handed back to Iraqi forces, the media reports said.

NOW that's a lie worth telling!! Whatever it takes to get you outta there! Maybe the Americans should give such strategy a shot! (Hmm.. that sounded ludicrously redundant, didn't it? lol)


*Update*

LONDON - Britain will withdraw around 1,600 troops from Iraq in the coming months and aims to further cut its 7,100-strong contingent by late summer if Iraqi forces can secure the country's south, Prime Minister Tony Blair said Wednesday.

Hmm.. am worried about that if!

*Update2* 22/02/07


LONDON - Prince Harry, third in line to the British throne, is getting his wish to serve in Iraq. The Ministry of Defense ended speculation that had been swirling for about a week by announcing Thursday the 22-year-old prince will be sent to Iraq with his Blues and Royals regiment in May or June. Harry, a second lieutenant, will assume a troop commander's role.

The Sun (which I despise) said it all: 1,600 OUT.. ONE'S IN! مسيجين .. راح من كيس أهله

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9 Comments:


  • At February 21, 2007 7:26 PM, Blogger eshda3wa

    lol
    never underestimate the power of denial.
    The longer they insist their in danger of iraqies suddenly invading the united states and turning it into an islamic republic, the longer theyll have to come up with another story :)

     
  • At February 21, 2007 8:31 PM, Blogger 2 u ALL

    loooooooooool....!!!

    أمتعتينا بالتعليق الرائع على أكاذيب كبار رجال السياسه في العالم ..!!؟

    رائعه بالربط والتعليق .. !! وجميله الفكره ..!!؟

     
  • At February 22, 2007 2:56 AM, Blogger Entropy

    witty

    there is an Arabic mathal that translates to: if one insane man "pees" in a well, a hundred sane Men cannot fix it.
    I hope you see the relattion to the situation in Iraq :-)

     
  • At February 22, 2007 3:17 AM, Blogger The Dagger

    Glad that I found your post, and glad that there are still people, like you, not inluenced by the massive propaganda (lies) machine. But sad that there are many idoits who believe these lies, and much to any sane person horror, vote! Check this link:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCkYfYa8ePI

     
  • At February 22, 2007 2:15 PM, Blogger Witty

    eshda3wa
    LOL very true. It's a bliss, mind you. To be in such a state of denial hehe.

    Thanks for passing by :)

    2 u all
    مشكور وتسلم :) سعيدة جدًا إنك لقيت الموضوع مضحك نفسي :)

    حياك الله ومشكور على المرور :)

    Entropy
    hehe is there? Never heard of it, please do share if you know it :)
    Sadly, I do see the resemblance :/

    The Dagger
    I'm glad that you're glad that you've found me, I mean my post :) and am also glad that you agree with me. Everyone thinks that it's a mess, but had to happen! I don't believe this one bit.

    Thanks for the link. But I couldn't open it. YouTube is being 'renovated'. I'll check out later inshallah :)

    Please do come again.

     
  • At February 22, 2007 8:27 PM, Blogger Witty

    The Dagger
    LOL watched the video! Thanks alot. Just when you think they can't get any stupider. Now I know how Bush won the elections twice! lol

     
  • At February 23, 2007 1:10 AM, Blogger Zed

    lol
    bush is a burnout

     
  • At February 23, 2007 9:33 PM, Blogger White Wings

    wow, what a great collection of news :)
    very smart comments, u think news "people" think that we believe their "truth"?
    miss u girl

     
  • At February 24, 2007 11:10 AM, Blogger Witty

    Zed
    he's indeed an imbecile hehe

    White Wings
    miss you too dear :D
    My comments were not as smart as your description of your BDay. I totally and utterly loved it :D

    As for the told 'truth', eshda3wa described it elegantly as 'the power or denial'. I believe they're delusional now; telling their version of the 'truth' and believing it!

     

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